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Monday, February 7, 2011

Nochalbestiny: I run a Drug Mule Sanctuary on the outskirts of Cork City, if you would like to adopt or foster a Drug Mule, drop in and speak to Carlos. Did you know that you can rent a drug mule for less than the price of a small cow ? .... I also happen to sell small cows ................................................. I miss the good old days when you could throw a friend into the swimming pool without having to worry that they had an €800 phone in their pocket.

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