How To Have Cybersex On The Internet

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FRAPE [past tense - fraped]

Facebook/Rape

When someone edits your facebook in a negative way without your permission. such as changing information and sending random messages to people or changing your interests to 'bumming'.

FRAPEGOAT

Someone who is blamed for interfereing with anothers Facebook account, who isnt actually the real culprit.

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IRL

Nope , 'fraid not .

Wrong again .

On the Internet, "real life" refers to life in the real world. It generally references life or consensus reality, in contrast to an environment seen as fiction or fantasy, such as virtual reality, dreams, novels, or movies. Online, the acronym "IRL" stands for "in real life", with the meaning "not on the Internet".

Thank You and Good day to you .

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OMFG




Contrary to popular opinion , OMFG does not stand for Official Meeting Facilities Guide online ..... it actually stands for " Oh My F*cking God "


Thank You and Good day to you

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BE RIGHT BACK

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PWNED

1] A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned." Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned." It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

2] This term actually comes from a game created hundreds of years ago, even before computers were invented. This game was called, 'chess'. The object of the game was to put the other player in checkmate, meaning, he was unable to move his king anywhere that he would not be threatened by another piece. Also in this game, you have 8 pieces at the front of your army called 'pawns', these were the least useful of all pieces, but that is not to mean they were worthless. If you could defeat the other player by using your pawn to apply check, that was called, and is still called pawned.

Now, back in the early 80's, before warcraft, counterstrike or even the INTERNET, there were ways you could contact other PC's by using a modem. These were called BBS's and allowed you to connect to individual computers acting as severs where games would be so that people could play other people they did not know. Now, when I used to play these games as well as many other people 22+, they used to use and coined the phrase, 'pwned'. Which was slang for pawned. It eventually was taken from just chess and used in other text based games to taunt the loser of a match. It is now commonly wide spread across the world, although the children do not understand its true meaning.

3] An intentionally mispelled term for "Owned". Originating as a result of the "P-key" being adjacent and aligned with the "O-key" on the QWERTY keybpard, it is a commonly accepted term among gamers and shares the same definition as "Owned".
ie : You just got pwned .

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OWNED

Owned is a slang word (e.g. "Tony just got owned"), that originated among 1990s hackers, where it referred to "rooting" or gaining administrative control over someone else's computer .

The term's original usage was close to that of the traditional meaning of the word "own" - for instance, "I owned the network at MIT" indicated that the speaker had cracked the servers and had the same root-level privileges that the legitimate owner of the servers had. "Owned", a later variant, became more common in the late 1990s, as did the more abstract usage referring to any compromised security mechanism. By 1997, "owned" was regularly used in website defacements, and it subsequently spread to gaming circles, where it was used to refer to defeat in a game.

Owned has now spread beyond computer and gaming contexts and become part of standard slang, and typically follows severe defeat or humiliation, usually in an amusing way or through the dominance of an opposing party. Other variations of the word owned include own3d, 0wn3d, pooned and pwned , terms which incorporate elements of leetspeak.

A similar derivative "bwned" has recently come into regular usage among certain circles. "Bwned" conveys meaning and imagery similar to the more common and phonetically identical "boned," albeit in the context of a virtual experience, rather than more serious real-life situations typically associated with "boned." It is used to summarize any condition where an individual or team has been "owned" to the extent of becoming genuinely painful, uncomfortable or embarrassing mentally. e.g. "Tony got bwned hard... He just lost 50-3!" As well as this, "bwned" can be used in replacement of the word banned usually on a forum or gaming site after someone has committed an offence and had their account suspended. e.g. "Where is Wesley these days?" "Oh he got bwned for abusive language..." Usually these conversations would occur in online arenas (such as Combat Arms, Counter-Strike, Warcraft, Starcraft, and Team Fortress). If a player is killed/beaten, particularly in a way that is demeaning, e.g. with a noobish weapon, one could readily use the term.

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LEET

Leet, also known as eleet or leetspeak, is an alternative alphabet for the English language that is used primarily on the Internet. It uses various combinations of ASCII characters to replace Latinate letters. For example, leet spellings of the word leet include 1337 and l33t; eleet may be spelled 31337 or 3l33t.
The term leet is derived from the word elite. The leet alphabet is a specialized form of symbolic writing. Leet may also be considered a substitution cipher, although many dialects or linguistic varieties exist in different online communities.
The term leet is also used as an adjective to describe formidable prowess or accomplishment, especially in the fields of online gaming and in its original usage, computer hacking.



One of the hallmarks of leet is its unique approach to orthography, using substitutions of other characters, letters or otherwise, to represent a letter or letters in a word.[4][5] For more casual use of leet, the primary strategy is to use homoglyphs, symbols that closely resemble (to varying degrees) the letters for which they stand. The symbol chosen is flexible—anything that the reader can make sense of is valid. However, this practice is not extensively used in regular Leet; more often it is seen in situations where the argot (i.e., "secret language") characteristics of the system are required, either to exclude newbies or outsiders in general. Another use for Leet orthographic substitutions is the creation of paraphrased passwords. By using this method, one can create a relatively secure password which would still be easily remembered. Limitations imposed by websites on password length (usually no more than 36) and the characters permitted (usually alphanumeric and underscore) requires less extensive forms of Leet when used in this application.

Some examples of leet include B1FF and n00b, a term for the stereotypical newbie; the l33t programming language; and the webcomic Megatokyo, which contains characters who speak Leet.