THEY GAVE US AIDS ..... WE GIVE THEM GUNS

WE ALL KNOW ONE

HE'S AT IT AGAIN

If you saw someone with a facial disfigurement walking down the street, would you A) Laugh at them B) Point at them C) Call them names or D) Carry on walking ? If your answer is D then you shouldn’t have found Jeremy Clarkson’s latest comments the least bit funny.


In a recent episode of Top Gear, Clarkson compared the size of a new Japanese car to people with growths on their faces; mimicking Joseph Merrick (the Elephant Man) in the process: “You know sometimes you meet someone and they have a growth on their face and it is bigger than their face… one of those really ugly things”. The audience laughed, and the so-called joke was included in the Thursday repeat. It was an odious TV performance. Further into the joke he said the car looked like something you wouldn’t speak to at a party unless you were looking at something else.

REALLY JEREMY .... THIS FROM A MAN WITH THAT GROWING OUT OF HIS NECK ?

DOES JEREMY CLARKSON OWN A MIRROR BY ANY CHANCE ?

London rioters: 'Showing the rich we do what we want'

A BBC journalist has spoken to two girls that took part in Monday night's riots in Croydon, who boasted that they were showing police and "the rich" that "we can do what we want".

The pair were drinking wine looted from a local shop at 09:30 BST the following morning.

Croydon was one of several areas plagued by unrest on Monday night, on a third night of riots in the capital. There ware also violent scenes in several other English cities.

New Sarah Palin documentary 'The Undefeated' bashed by critics

In the Simpsons’ episode “A Star is Burns,” famed billionaire Charles Montgomery Burns wanted to improve his personal image and wanted members of the general public to admire him. He decided to produce a film, directed by Senor Spielbergo, which put him in a positive light. The Springfield film festival crowd was not impressed and booed the picture.

This led to Burns asking Mr. Smithers, if they were booing him. Smither replied, “No, sir, they’re saying boo-urns, boo-urns.”



The new film “The Undefeated” documents the life of Sarah Palin before she arrived on the national political stage. It chronicles her personal life and her time as Mayor of Wasilla and Governor of Alaska. The documentary is inspired by the book “Going Rogue: An American Life.”

The Palin film debuted in 10 selected American cities. The Politico reports that the documentary’s producers and distributors, ARC Entertainment, are looking to get a wider release “later this month.”

How is the documentary faring amongst the audience and critics? Not good. Not good at all.
The feature length documentary received a zero percent fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes’ Tomatometer for an average rating of 2.9/10. The movie reviewing website’s audience meter also has zero percent.

Over at IMDB.com, the pro-Sarah Palin film garnered 1.5/10 from 247 IMDB users. It also has a metascore of 34/100.

National film critics labelled the film as “propaganda,” “hagiography,” “idolatrous air brushing” and an “infomercial of almost comical omissions.”

DID YOU KNOW .........................  The names Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin will soon carry the ® symbol after them, as the culmination of a months-long process for the two celebrities appears at hand, thanks to approval of their trademark applications by the US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO).

The marketing move appears designed at allowing the former Alaskan short-term governor to cash in on the 40-plus million voting Americans who previously considered her vice presidential material. For her daughter, Bristol, the move appears to be monetary as well.

IS GARY BUSEY CRAZY ....... OR ......... COULD HE ACTUALLY BE THE SANEST MAN ON THE PLANET ?

Charlie Sheen Puts Beverly Hills Home on Market

Could it be that the Warlock isn't winning anymore?

Charlie Sheen, who two weeks ago was officially replaced on the hit sitcom Two and a Half Men by Ashton Kutcher, has put his Mulholland Estates mansion in Beverly Hills, Calif. on the market.

The almost 8,000 square foot, five-bedroom, seven-bath house, which Sheen dubbed the Sober Valley Lodge, is described in the MLS listing as "an entertainer's dream," with lavish landscaping, outdoor kitchen, pool and spa. The inside boasts "top-of-the-line appliances and finishes," with "spacious public rooms," including a screening room. The price tag is set at a hefty $7.2 million.

Internet porn giant YouPorn.com has hit the actor's real estate agents with an offer the former 'Two and a Half' star might not be able to refuse: $4.5 million ... and it's not like the property hasn't seen plenty of porn stars strutting their stuff over the years.

TMZ received a copy of Sheen's May 2010 contract that shows he got a $10 million advance on his salary, later paying it back to Warner Bros. with each episode. TMZ explains the math:

"To repay the loan, Sheen -- who was getting a base pay of $1.25 million a show -- had $769,230.77 deducted from each paycheck for the first 13 episodes. But then there's this pesky issue of interest. Under the deal, the interest -- calculated at the prime commercial rate -- would be deducted from the 14th paycheck."

Charlie Sheen left after the 16th episode, so Warner Bros. made all their money back, plus interest

MORE BOOBS THAN BRAIN CELLS

Katie Price has reportedly asked her new boyfriend to marry her

The 32-year-old serial divorcée - who split from her husband Alex Reid in January after just 11 months of marriage – was first spotted with 25-year-old Argentinean model Leandro Penna at Sir Elton John's post-Oscars party last month but is already hoping to settle down with him.

The pair were spotted partying with Katie’s ex-boyfriend Dane Bowers earlier this week at a bash hosted by adult TV station Babestation at London's Merah nightclub, where the former glamour model vomited in the fire exit before popping the question in restaurant Balans.

A source said: "Katie kept saying, 'Marry me. Come on, why don't we just go and get married?'

"It's like Alex Reid never existed, but they aren't even divorced yet."

Katie - who has three children, Harvey, eight, Junior, five, and three-year-old Princess Tiaamii, from previous relationships –recently declared her love for Leandro.

She tweeted: "Es todo un tierno. Lo amo," which roughly translates as "It's all tender. I love him."

Here are few more quotes from this train wreck of a life

"If I stop being famous it won't matter because I'll still have my children and a husband [Alex] who loves me."

"Well, the truth is I didn't even attempt to say hello to her [Posh] as I was busy talking to Simon Cowell and his then girlfriend Terri, who were on my table." [Lucky ol' Simon, getting to sit sit at HER table ..... lol]

"I had looked forward to getting new boobs but now I had to have yet another op. I hated to think about what my poor body had been through in the past seven years - what with having three children and all the surgery." [What a martyr]

"I've always had relationships and made the guy wait a month before I sleep with him, wanting to know he respects me and it isn't just about having sex with Katie Price or Jordan, but I didn't feel I needed to be like that with Alex. Even though I had only just met him, something told me things were going to be serious between us. And so, just hours after meeting for the first time, we spent the night together."

Jordan's writers to kill off Alex Reid

THE writing team behind Jordan is considering killing Alex Reid amid concerns the story is becoming too complex for its target demographic.

In the current storyline, the model has ditched her cross-dressing cage fighter husband after she intimidated his sperm, clearing the way for a new male lead, probably a boxer.

But her writers fear it was a mistake to keep a second ex-partner alive.

Script supervisor, Wayne Hayes, said: "We decided to keep Alex around so we could maybe do a sub-plot involving a failed transvestite heist with Essex gangsters.

"But with a new Peter Andre love story and a Kerry Katona revelation planned for next week, we've simply got too many balls in the air.

"Plus he was never a popular character in the first place, except with small children and sexually confused bouncers."

The team are now discussing a number of death options.

Hayes added: "We've got this idea that Jordan turns her house into a sort of personal wildlife park for Harvey, with genetically-tweaked pink grass.

"Broken-hearted Alex scales the perimeter fence with a bunch of daffodils and a mid-sized box of Terry's All Gold, but his stiletto gets hooked in the mesh and he ends up dangling helplessly upside down while timber wolves tear at his liver.

"It certainly has impact and could help pull in pet food sponsors."

The Jordan concept was created in 1979 by a shadowy group of stocky elderly men known only as 'The Sigil', who make everything from electrical tape to perfume and are above the law.

Ownership of the Sun Is Claimed By a Woman

After registering it with a local Notary a Spanish woman claims ownership of the sun. The intention on her part is to claim it as her property and charge for usage by others.

The nineteen sixty seven Outer Space Treaty prevents ownership claims of celestial bodies by governments but seems not to cover private individuals. After contacting legal bodies in Spain her opinion was backed by the Notary.

Angeles Duran, 49, from Vigo in Spain's northwestern region of Galicia, applied for ownership of the fiery star at the centre of our solar system after learning that similar claims had been made by an American on the Moon, Mars and Venus.

Miss Duran claims to have had discussions with Spain’s Ministry Of Industry to levy a fee for plants that use the suns energy and convert it to electricity. She has conceived a plan to use percentages from the profits for distribution across Spain. While keeping ten percent of the earnings for her use.

MISS SOUTH CAROLINA 1975 ?

SHE'S ALSO BILINGUAL .... ENGLISH AND GIBBERISH

SHE'S OFF AGAIN

BATTIER THAN TOM CRUISE AND SARAH PALIN BAKED IN A FRUITCAKE

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING !!

.... and the worst part about this vid is, that she makes more sense than Sarah Palin

Creation physicist Colleen Thomas warns Obama that he “and his cronies” are in danger of succumbing to a massive tsunami orchestrated by the Pleiadeans to combat the Reptilian infestation of Earth, remains completely sensible and levelheaded while doing so.



Sure wish she had been able to fit Sky Net in there somewhere

Paris Hilton Accused Of Smuggling Drugs In Her Privates

Ryan Simkin, a former 'Girls Gone Wild' cameraman, wrote a tell-all book, and GGW founder Joe Francis has sued to stop its release.

In the court proceedings, an interesting passage from the book surfaced alleging that Paris Hilton smuggled drugs in a Camel cigarette box hidden in a private place, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Simkin writes that Francis once ordered him to deliver a box of cocaine and ecstasy to Hilton before a trip to Europe:

"I asked if she was flying private, and she said, 'No, commercial.' And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic."

Hilton was arrested on suspicion of felony cocaine possession last month. If convicted of the low-grade felony, she would get probation, but any violation of that probation would be punishable by up to one to four years in Nevada state prison.

This time, the hotel heiress was with her boyfriend, Las Vegas nightclub mogul Cy Waits, who manages a club inside the Wynn Las Vegas and was driving the black SUV that the officer stopped nearby at 11:22 p.m. Friday.

The officer "followed the vapor trail and the odor of marijuana to the Escalade," police Sgt. John Sheahan said.



As other police arrived and a crowd gathered on the busy neon-lit Strip, Hilton asked to go into the Wynn resort for privacy, Sheahan said.

"Miss Hilton pulled out a tube of lip balm," Sheahan said. "At the same time ... a bindle of cocaine in a plastic bag came out of her purse" in plain view of police in the room.

Police Officer Marcus Martin characterized the cocaine as a "small amount," or a package of the size usually associated with personal use. Police would not specify the weight of the cocaine or whether any marijuana was confiscated.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

ULTIMATE BIG BROTHER

Brian Dowling - " Nadia has been in a lousy mood all day "

<- Nikki Grahame - " Maybe she's on her period "







just to clarify , Nadia was born a man

NOW YOUR HORSE CAN DRESS LIKE A SKANK

Katie "Jordan" Price is a hardcore equestrian. She wants people to know that she even plans to complete in the 2012 Olympics. In fact, she's so serious about her riding that she has designed a line of clothing for riders and their horses.

Because nothing says serious equestrian like neon pink leg warmers for your stallion. But, Katie says you don't have to be a horse lover to enjoy her new line, "There's something here for everyone – all ages and sizes, the horsey and the non-horsey. It's fashionable and stylish but at the same time functional and wearable. And the horsewear is just fab. Your horse is going to look so cool!"

OH WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT FFS

[On her honeymoon in Thailand] - " I feel like I'm backpacking " : Katie says before checking into a five star hotel.

OH WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT FFS

" Any child that has parents who are divorced are lucky . They get extra Christmas presents , birthday presents and extra trips ."