TODAYS JOKE

I found a Fairy at the bottom of the Garden this morning , she said
if I let her go I could have one wish.

I said "I wish I could live forever"

To which she replied "I'm sorry I'm not allowed to grant impossible wishes like that"

So I said "OK , I want to die when Liverpool win the Premiership "

"Ooooh you crafty bastid" she replied !