TODAYS JOKE

Man walks into the Doctors and says 'Can you help
my wife please, she's deaf and appears to be getting deafer by the week'....'Well, I'll have to examine her really'.....'No chance' says the man 'she wont go to the doctors, has never liked them'.....so the doctor says 'well, how accute is it anyway?'.....the man says 'well it's hard to tell really, but it's definitely getting worse'...'I'll tell you what' says the doctor..'next time she's in the kitchen making your dinner, just say to her from the living room in a normal voice 'what time will dinner be ready love'....if you get no reply, move to the entrance on the kitchen and repeat the same thing....if you still get no reply, keep moving closer a yard at a time and when she finally responds to you take a note of how far away from her you are...Then report back to me and I can propose the next stage of treatment...'Great' says the man and off he goes home
Later that week his wife is in the kitchen making dinner so he's says 'What time will dinner be love'.....there's no reply....so he moves to the doorway of the kitchen and says 'what time will dinner be ready love'...still no reply....so he moves a yard closer...'what time will dinner be love'...nothing again....so he moves yet another yard closer till he's just behind her...'what time is dinner going to be ready love?'....his wife turns round and says....'A bout 4.30 for the 4th time you deaf old bastard'..