A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "Ive never been better", the old man replied. "Ive got an eighteen-year-old wife whos pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc ?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day hes in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, So hes walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM !!!
The lion drops dead in front of him".
"Thats impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must have shot that lion."
"Exactly" Said the Doctor.
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