THE MANOPAUSE

A mental condition typically found in men in their mid to late 50's brought on by the realization that old age is just around the corner. Symptoms include: frequent reminiscing about the "good ol days", cranky judgmental attitude and a closed minded approach to anything new. Usually punctuated by the chronic need to play a lot of golf and vote conservative. The condition is difficult to cure and almost always progresses into oldtimers disease.

IS THIS THE CURE ?