TODAY'S JOKE

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.He had a large pond out the back that was the perfect shape and size for a swimming hole, so he fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a BBQ pit and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, just to look it over.

He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket on his way to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard loud noises of people laughing and shouting and the sound of splashing water.

As he approached the pond, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in the pool.

He made the young women aware of his presence and they all retreated to the deep end of the pond  .... 'We are not coming out until you leave !' one shouted.

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or to force you to get out of the pond in the nude' he said.

Holding up the bucket, he said ........ 'I'm just here to feed the alligator'