Once upon a time , there was a wonderful land called The United States of America .......... and in this land everything was peace and harmony and all men were equal and Mommy's and Daddy's loved each other for ever and ever .
There wasn't any hunger , or homelessness or racism in this fair land and everyone was as happy as could be , they all ate pot-roast for dinner and called their sons Chip or Brad or Junior . Everybody had an automobile called a Cadillac that could drive for hours on 2 cents worth of gas and every home had a white picket fence and a dog called ' Buddy '.
Then one day a man called Elvis Presley rode into town !!!
WARNING : WATCHING THIS MAY MAKE YOU MAD
Yes folks ...... the evil had begun ..... Elvis went on to invent Heroin , Aids , Methamphetamine , Paedophilia and America's Got Talent .... in fact , almost every evil we now know today can be directly traced back to the King of Rock 'n Roll .
........ and to think that even today , some people still persist with the belief that greedy , money grabbing corporations and even greedier politicians are to blame for the state of the world we live in .......... glad I sorted that out for you .
Thank You and Good Day to you
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