Wednesday, September 22, 2010

NEW MEMBER OF STAFF

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF BLOGGERLAND ... I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY WELCOME TO THE OFFICES OF BLOGGERMAN THIS WEEK A WOMAN THAT MAY VERY WELL BE THE EPITOME OF QUALITY JOUNALISM AS WE KNOW IT TODAY.

Rachel Underwood Schitt-Ngmeh [pronounced Shi-t'eng-mie / 鶤雞 ] was born in Pennsylvania in the late seventies , but dont let her youth deflect from her accomplishment's to date.
She graduated from Saegertown High School in Saegertown, Pennsylvania in 1994 and continued her studies at the University of Denver studying Modern Film. In 1997 she earned her B.A. degree in The movies of Ali MacGraw, cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa and went on to study with such luminaries as Pat Morita and Jean Claude Van Damme.



Rachel married her childhood sweetheart, Mr Edward Ngmeh in the fall of 1999 and they moved to Chicago where Chase Debahll sniffed her out. Her remit within these hallowed halls will be to bring to you the eccentric , the far-out, the freakish, the outlandish, the rediculous and the bizarre ...... she will also be serving up the gossip.

I'M SURE YOU WILL ALL JOIN WITH ME IN WELCOMING THE NEW KID IN TOWN ......... MRS R.U.SCHITT-NGMEH

DID YOU KNOW ...... Rachel has a younger sister named Isabella who is married to the notorious east european gangster Andreus Eunott , Mrs I.Schitt-Eunott is currently awaiting the release of he husband from the notorious Russian gulag Sevvostlag.

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