Great news in the Xmas sales - Law firm offers sale on divorces

A solicitor's firm is offering a special Christmas half-price sale on divorces. Hine Solicitors in Oxfordshire thinks that so many couples realise over Christmas that they are better off alone, it has begun its special festive promotion with thousands of flyers.


Couples who once said "I love you" but now say pretty much the opposite thing day in day out, can take advantage of the offer just after Christmas.

If they are lucky they could be spending New Year with a lover and it won't be adultery.

And it will cost them £400 in legal work, instead of the normal £800. They could spend the money they save on short holiday with a toy boy or secretary.

January is the most popular month for divorces as the holiday season proves to people that they really were not meant to spend much time together.