Howard Webb's kids have vehemently denied their father is a secret Manchester Utd fan."He is totally unbiased" said 22 yr old Trafford Webb at the family home 'Carrington' yesterday, " I don't know where the press get these stories from .... you can ask anyone in the family ".
The rumour was also rubbished by Webb's other sons Alex [18], Eric [16], Rio [10], Christiano [9] and Wayne [8] on a day out at a local park with the family pets Scholdsie [an English Pitbull], Keano [an Irish Setter], Cantona [a French Poodle], Solskjær [a Norwegian ridgeback] and Schmeichel [a Great Dane].
Mrs Webb [Fergie to her friends] was unavailable for comment, after the recent death of her Welsh Corgi [Gigsie] during a day trip to Manchester.
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