A Manchester United and a Leeds fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway
Both cars have been totaled ........ but both men are unhurt.
"This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends" says the Leeds fan. "I agree" replies the Mancunian.
The Leeds fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
"Look" he says to the Mancunian, "this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival"
He hands the bottle over to the Mancunian who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the Leeds fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
"Aren't you having any ?" asks the Mancunian. "No" replied the Leeds fan, "I think Ill wait till the Police get here."
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