Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.
A man asks "What's wrong?"
Boy says "Me Ma is dead"
"Oh bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"
Wee boy replies "No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now."
Reminds me of the Private Eye phrase ........ " In the old days , boys wanted to enter the priesthood , nowadays .................. "