until the league campaign was dead - torres torres
chelsea came in with a bid
torres fucked off and we were fine
fernando torres chelseas number 9
His armband proved he was a red - torres torres
You'll never walk alone it said - torres torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball he scores again
Fer-nan-do Torres, Liverpool's number nine.
He is a blue, he was a red - torres torres
He left the Kop, he loves the Shed - torres torres
He used to go out on the rob
But now he's got a proper job
'Nando Torres - Chelsea's number 9
His armband proved he was a red, Suarez Suarez
You'll never walk alone it said, Suarez Suarez
He bought the band from a lad in Spain.
Tall, blonde hair, forgotten the name.
Luis Suarez Liverpool's Number 9
He wanted to leave to be a blue - Torres Torres,
He couldn't stand living in Liverpoo -Torres, Torres,
We saved the lad from a town of crime
And a burgled house in extra time
Fer-nan-do Torres, Chelsea's number nine.
He was a red, he's now a blue - Torres Torres
He used to sulk and smell of Poo - Torres Torres
but now that he has left the scum
a Premiership medal is sure to come
Fer-nan-do Torres, Chelsea's number nine.
"We used to give you loads of shit, Torres Torres,
But now we like you quite a bit, Torres Torres,
The Scouse are saying please don't go,
but you're the next Tore Andre Flo,
Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number nine!"
He's half a girl, he's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the c*ck,
He sells his a*se on Albert Dock,
Fer-nan-do Torres, Carraghers bit on the side...
He was a red, now he's a blue - torres torres ,
faark those scousers, boo hoo hoo - torres torres ,
knew the lad had loads of class,
Carra will miss his Spanish ass,
Nando Torres , chelsea's no 9
We used to hate your fuckin' guts Torres Torres
But now he's driving Scousers nuts Torres Torres
They banged his car they burnt his shirt
To see him play in Blue will hurt
Fernando Torres Chelsea's No. 9
His armband lied, he was no red, Torres Torres
He's just a rentboy like they said, Torres Torres
Into our backs he plunged his knife
I hope John Terry shags his wife
Fernando Torres, Chelsea's new number 9
"We're sorry for the things we said -Torres, Torres
It's just that we all hate the Reds - Torres, Torres
The "half a girl" stuff was just a joke
We really think you're a brilliant bloke
Fernando Torres, No longer a ladyboy"
POETRY COURTESY OF CHELSEA CHAT AND RAWK
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