TODAYS JOKE

Did you know .........
that an anagram of Imogen Thomas is ' A smooth minge ' ?
and ' Saggy Ring ' is an anagram of the player who has seen it.

Here are some more clues ......
He plays in red with all his might, for a son of Scotland .. he wages the fight
he plays on the left but not on the right, the hair on his chest is dark as night
and he isn't quite black yet he isn't all white .......... who is he ?

I'll get me dictionary !