WHAT'S NEXT ...... WILL FERGUSON HAVE TO TUCK HIM UP IN BED EVERY NIGHT AND READ HIM A BEDTIME STORY ?

Robin van Persie stands to earn an extra £10million on top of his mammoth £250,000-a-week wages at Manchester United - JUST FOR STAYING AT THE CLUB FOR THE DURATION OF HIS CONTRACT.

'AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE EVIL WIZARD TURNED BACK INTO A FROG ....... AND HE
NEVER WON ANOTHER CUP IN ALL HIS TIME IN ENGLAND'

The cash bonus will be spread throughout his stay at Old Trafford and does not take into account any bonuses that the 29-year-old will earn if United win the League, FA Cup, League Cup or the Champions League.

There will be no resale value on the Holland striker to help ease the club's debts, which run into hundreds of millions of pounds.