Friday, January 9, 2009

TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED.


I'm not one for taking the Lords name in vain at the drop of a hat ........ but .... sometimes a story comes along that is sooooo surreal that words absolutely fail me ........ of course this is the perfect oppertunity to cuss and swear , I believe thats what cussin' and swearin' were invented for in the first place , but the truth is that some stories are not covered by simple cuss words , you need to resort to blasphamy to get the point accross ......... you'll understand when you hear the stories .

Jordan ( Katie Price ) may represent the UK in the 2012 Olympics in the field of dressage ............... ( insert appropriate expletive here )

Dickens couldn't have made it up .

AND ........ Samuel " Joe the plumber " Wurzelbacher is to go to Gaza as a war correspondent for Pajamas TV .

"I get to go over there and let there 'Average Joes' share their story, what they think, how they feel, especially with world opinion, maybe get a real story out there, Wurzelbacher (said).

Thousands have died in the (recent) fighting. Joe knows the danger is very real, but believes his civic duty is once again calling him to do something bigger than himself.

"Being a Christian I'm pretty well protected by God I believe. That's not saying he's going to stop a mortar for me, but you gotta take the chance," Wurzelbacher (added).


CHRIST ON A BYCYCLE !!!!!!!

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