Wednesday, November 18, 2009

HOW TO GROW AN AMERICAN BUTT

The Luther Rory,
- A one third pound of sirloin topped with two slices of white American cheese four strips of bacon, peanut butter, between two Krispy Kreme donuts.










The Toaster Orgy

A toaster strudel topped with cream cheese, strawberry jelly, butter and Aunt Jemima syrup sandwiched between two waffles, all covered in strawberry cream cheese and more syrup.







Chocolate Dipped Potato Chips








The Steakinator

2 8oz Prime Angus steaks with braised short rib, cheddar cheese, bacon and a fried egg on a toasted cheese and garlic sourdough bun.
















Cupcake Kebabs



















The Scotch Mega-Egg


















The Meat-Up - Ground Beef, topped with 2 pepperoni logs, stuffed with Cheez Whiz, topped with a layer of bacon, topped with a layer of mozzarella cheese slices, topped with more bacon, topped with meatballs and served with brown gravy.




Where the Buffalo “Rome”






Triple-decker pizza stack (1 ham, 1 sausage, 1 pepperoni) layered with boneless buffalo chicken wings, topped with a ranch and buffalo sauce, sprinkled with bacon bits. Served with a side of ranch dressing.




Ultimate White Trash Hot Dog








A hot dog infused with cheese, deep fried, wrapped in bacon and fried again. Served with french fries.









Peanut Butter French Toast
A giant peanut butter sandwich, coated in french toast batter and bran flakes, fried in a griddle and served with caramelized bananas and brown sugar syrup.








Triflebetes

A trifle dessert whose layers from top to bottom include: sugar crystals, cotton candy, Butterfinger pieces, melted Caramels, Twinkies, peanut butter mousse, Rice Krispy treats, chocolate syrup, melted candy bar, peppermint cookies, Girl Scout Thin Mints, white chocolate pudding, Crème Horns, melted butterscotch and Brownies.






El Niño

Ground beef, sauteed onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese wrapped in a large pepperoni pizza, totaling three pounds.












The Fat Bastard Burger

Burger with triple beef, triple bacon, triple cheese and carmelized onions.














Chocolate Bacon Pogo On A Stick

Bacon wrapped in angel food cake, battered and deep fried, dipped in chocolate and served on a stick.













The Widowmaker

1.5 lbs of ground beef, 1 package of bacon, 1 package of italian sausage, 1 box of hot pockets, 1/2 package of fried onion strips between 2 Tombstone Pepperoni Pizzas topped with Velveta Cheese and Marinara Sauce.











Max Brenner’s Chocolate Pizza

Pizza topped with double melted chocolate chunks, melted marshmallows and candied hazelnut crunch bits.








World’s Largest Burger

A 185 pound burger is the latest Guinness World Record holder.















The Meat Baby













Double Stuffed Pizza Fatty

Sausage stuffed with pepperoni, cheese and veggies stuffed inside more sausage with a second layer of toppings, all smoked and then topped with pepperoni.












Donut Ice Cream Cake

2 boxes of chocolate Ice cream, 2 boxes of vanilla ice cream, 1 dozen chocolate donuts, 1 dozen regular cake donuts, 1 box of crushed oreo cookies, 1 can of hershey’s chocolate syrup, 1 box of chocolate graham crackers, topped by 2 tubs of cool whip.












Year of The Triple Bypass

A burger filled with chinese BBQ pork between two pork buns.











The Fat Elvis

A deep fired peanut butter, jelly and banana sandwich sprinkled with powdered sugar.












Meatini

A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon.













The Fat Koko

Cheesesteak with mozzarella sticks and french fries on a roll.







The Brain Burrito

A beef taquito wrapped in a breakfast burrito filled with eggs, cheese, fries, and then wrapped in a giant quesadilla. Served with hot sauce and sour cream.











Double Bypass Burger

A burger topped with five slices of bacon, four slices of cheese, two fried eggs, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and onion between two grilled cheese sandwiches.














McDonald’s Mega Tamago

A McDonald’s Big Mac with egg and bacon.














Corn Corn

Corn on the Cob on a stick, covered in corn dog batter and deep fried.








The Rubix Cubewich






















Double Cheeseburger Po-Boy

A 14 inch po-boy filled with eight six ounce cheeseburger patties.















Hamburger Helper Pizza Burger













Mork’s Dork From Ork

A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.















Magical Rainbow Tower Of Dreams

Ten layers of multi-coloured chocolate chip sponge cake, each separated with a layer of icing.

















The Spamsicle

Deep fried Spam slice on a stick.













Flapjack Fiasco

Layers from bottom to top: pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal.













The Pizza Party

A DiGiorno pizza on top of a Jack’s pizza topped with Totino’s pizza rolls.














The Pattie LaBurger

A triple bacon cheeseburger with deep fried patties as buns.















Lardz

Deep fried lard balls topped with sugar.













The Cornhole

Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks wrapped in ground beef.















Breakfast Cake

Two layers of egg, sausage, bacon, cheese quiche with country gravy in between, topped with gravy icing garnished with bacon bits.











Two Pound McDonald’s Cheeseburger

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