Halloween Joke
This bloke decides to throw a party and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends too. On the invitation he puts:
"Fancy dress party - come as a human emotion."
On the night of the party the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a bloke covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" the hosts asks.
"I'm green with envy," the guy answers.
"Brilliant, come on in and have a drink," replies the host.
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts.
"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" he asks.
"I'm tickled pink."
"I love it, come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time and the host opens the door to see two men, stark bollock naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and other with his penis stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "fuck me, you could get arrested out on the street like that. What the hell are you supposed to be?"
The first guy replies "Well, I'm fucking disgusted and my friend here has come in despair."
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