HOW CRAP IS THIS PROGRAMME

For a start , why dont they call the show what it is ......... I live in my own shit and I dont really mind !

Here we go with some more " Humiliation TV " , same show after same show every week , I dont know how they tell the episodes apart , maybe its by the insults they hurl at the occupants , cant use the same ones every week so the script writers have to keep coming up with new and innivitive ways of telling us exactly how filthy the houses are , not actually sure why they do as we're watching it all in high def on our widescreen TV's .
Every episode starts the same , the cleaners [thats what they are] Kim and Aggie scream and howl their way through someones house exclaiming as they go " Oh my God Aggie " and " Oh my God Kim " , then they switch between an assortment of nouns such as [filthy , grimey , horrendous , horrific , gross , atrocious , unbelievable , vile] and then tell us how they cannot believe what they're seeing . Next they pick through the persons belongings trying to find the single most disgusting thing on the property to show us , they once again scream and howl about how disgusted they are [as if cleaners never come accross dirt in their line of work] .
Now comes the fun bit [if your into Humiliation TV] the owner of the premises is wheeled in to be insulted and belittled by two cleaning women in a mock horror type scenario with phrases like " How on earth can you live in this filth ? " or " We've never seen anything like this before " [presumably since the previous episode at least ], this part of the show is milked for every ounce it is worth ........ then Aggie will tell us all how many bacteria there are and where they live while Kim shows someone how to wipe a table top .
Then the real cleaners come in to clean the house while Aggie and Kim take the rest of the day off presumably ......... next day sees the return of the two cleaning women to take full credit for all thats been accomplished and hopefully hear from the grateful householder that " they have their life back again " or maybe " you've saved my life " .
If the occupant happens to be a man , this is Kim's opportunity to get a kiss and to saucily tell him that " only in his dreams " could he get more ........... this from mutton dressed as mutton ! ...... to be honest , this particular part of the show is more disturbing than the rest , frankly I'd rather live in the shit .


My favorite quote of the series has to be " I'd be ashamed if anyone saw inside my house " Cue the cameras !


Kim, Aggie and their team are looking for more dirty houses to clean in the next series of their popular programme “How Clean is Your House” on Channel 4.