REALITY Vs " REALITY "

Hi ..... this is Ned , Ned is 40 yrs old , Ned hasn't exercised since he bust his knee in a grueling chess tounament back in '73 ........ but thanks to the wonders of Television and Info-mercials in particular , Ned is about to spend some of his hard earned cash in a vain attempt to regain the sixpack of his formative years and may even end up somewhat resembling his hero Bradley Pitt the actor.
Ned could join a gym but Ned simply doesn't have the time during the day to spend upwards of 3-5 hours honing his lardy carcass into a sculptured lean machine , what Ned needs is an exercize regeme that fits in with his high flying lifestyle as a gas station attendant .
Ned also needs to make sure that whatever equipment he buys can be folded away and stored easily in his home at the trailer park because both larlene and Ned Jr need their space too .
And because Ned's cash is tied up in real estate at the moment , it would be ideal if he could pay off the equipment by the week ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. and this is where the Ab King Pro comes in ----------------->

Working out for just 20 mins a day everyday will ensure that in no time at all Ned will once again be reaquainted with his 2" pecker that he hasn't seen since he and Larlene got hitched when Ned Jr entered pre school aged 7.
" Ma dream ", says Ned " is to be a lookin like ma hero Bradley Pitt the actor when I go to see Ned Jr graduate from pre school in 5 years time , I think it would be a testament to the Ab King Pro that if on that day I looked as good as Ned Jr when he's 15 and I'm still in ma 60's ".