TODAYS JOKE

A man has a big win on the dogs, treats himself to a new pair of
crocodile leather shoes ...... well proud, he wears them home to show off to his wife ..........

He walks in, she doesnt take a blind bit of notice ..... He says to her ....... "here love, notice anything ? " ......his wife says " not now dear, my heads pounding.."

Not put off.. he strips off.. follows her to the kitchen, stark naked, apart from the  pair of crocodile skin shoes ..... he says to his missus ..... " now ...... notice anything ? "

She looks up and says.. " It's droopy "

He says ...... "yes, its looking at my new farking crocodile skin shoes ! "

 " Well " she says, " you should have bought yourself a new hat then "

I'll get me coat