Saturday, May 7, 2011

LOL

You might recall that John Hinckley Jr was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.

Hinckley Jr was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley Jr may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.

Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Hillary to John Hinckley Jr:



To: John Hinckley Jr

From: Hillary Clinton

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.

In our country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting President Reagan.

We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We're confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man.


Best wishes,
Hillary Clinton & Family

P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.

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