DOES SANTA REALLY LIVE AT THE NORTH POLE ?

Let's look at the evidence:

1: Wears red and white.
2: Good at breaking into houses.
3: Has loads of untraceable electrical and other goods.
4: Drives an unlicensed vehicle.
5: Only does one days work a year.
6: Steals any food left lying around.
7: Laughs alot despite not being remotely amusing.

North pole my arse, he's a scouser!