IT'S FUNNY COZ IT'S TRUE

If you kill yourself, it's called suicide........
If you kill someone else, it's called homicide
If you kill thousands, it's called genocide
If you kill the king, it's called regicide
If you kill your brother, it's called fratricide.

and ............. if you have 2 premier league teams and neither of them have won the league for over 20 years, it's called Merseyside.