"A blindfolded Panda will always head north. This is due to the high iron content in the Panda's liver, which makes the animal slightly magnetic."
"Pandas are immune to all human illnesses except chicken pox. However, if a Panda becomes infected, they suffer none of the usual human symptoms. Instead, on the tenth day of the illness, the animal's eyeballs will fall out."
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